19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done

17 Jun 2014 Funny
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done

If any of these kids belong to you, well, I'm sorry. ..

1. “I received a note from my daughter’s preschool saying ‘Your daughter played duck, duck, goose but said vagina, vagina, penis.’”
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done
2. “At Montgomery Wards I was called over the intercom to come get my son because he was feeling up the mannequins in women’s clothing.”
“At Montgomery Wards I was called over the intercom to come get my son because he was feeling up the mannequins in women's clothing.”
3. “At an automotive parts store my son pointed at an old man and very seriously said, ‘You’re going to die soon.’”
“At an automotive parts store my son pointed at an old man and very seriously said, ‘You're going to die soon.’”
4. “My 4-year-old saw an overweight man and asked while standing right next to him, ‘Mommy, is he pregnant?’”
“My 4-year-old saw an overweight man and asked while standing right next to him, ‘Mommy, is he pregnant?''

5. “During a quiet moment in church my kid randomly blurted out ‘Did you know aliens don’t have penises?’”
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done
6. Back in the days of restaurants having smoking sections, the hostess asked ‘Smoking or non?’ When I replied ‘Non,’ my 6-year-old said, ‘But you smoke pot, Mommy.’”
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done
7. “When we passed a group of Muslim women wearing burqas my 4-year-old daughter screamed, ‘Look, Daddy! Ninjas!’”
“When we passed a group of Muslim women wearing burqas my 4-year-old daughter screamed, ‘Look, Daddy! Ninjas!’”
8. “My son pretends he’s being filmed for a reality show everywhere we go and narrates what’s happening to imaginary cameras.”
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done

9. “When my daughter’s preschool teacher asked her if she had a fun weekend she replied, ‘We went on a beer run!””
'When my daughter’s preschool teacher asked her if she had a fun weekend she replied, 'We went on a beer run!'”
10. As we showered at the pool my nephew pointed to the man beside us and asked, “How come his is so much bigger than yours?”
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done
11. “We were shopping at Old Navy and there was a little person who worked there. My daughter said, ‘Hey, mommy, that’s a big little kid!’”
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done
12. “A very overweight woman was entering a store in front of us when my 4-year-old son loudly asked, ‘Mama, is she going to fit through the door?’”
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done
13. “The day before I was going to buy a new van my daughter told the cashier at the supermarket, ‘My mom is getting a new man!’”
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done
14. “I had diabetes when I was pregnant with my youngest, but my oldest told everyone I had diarrhea.”
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done
15. “My son was visiting me at work when he pointed to a pregnant co-worker and said, ‘I see your belly. I know what you did.’”
19 Of The Most Embarrassing Things Kids Have Ever Done
16. “A cashier at the store had a mole with hair coming out of it. My daughter asked, ‘Do you know there’s whiskers coming out of that booger on your face?’”
“A cashier at the store had a mole with hair coming out of it. My daughter asked, ‘Do you know there's whiskers coming out of that booger on your face?’”
17. “My 4-year-old nephew saw an older gentleman with a big white beard at the store and yelled ‘HI, SANTA!!!’”
“My 4-year-old nephew saw an older gentleman with a big white beard at the store and yelled ‘HI, SANTA!!!’”
18. “My daughter ran up to a fat man whose belly was hanging out of his T-shirt and tickled him while saying ‘I see your belly!’”
“My daughter ran up to a fat man whose belly was hanging out of his T-shirt and tickled him while saying ‘I see your belly!’”
19. “When our neighbor asked my son what I did for a living he said I sold drugs. I’m a pharmaceutical rep.”
'When our neighbor asked my son what I did for a living he said I sold drugs. I’m a pharmaceutical rep.”
Source : BuzzFeed
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