These Kids Wrote The Weirdest Things...But Some Are Actually Kind Of Genius. And SCARY.

19 Jun 2014 Funny
These Kids Wrote The Weirdest Things...But Some Are Actually Kind Of Genius. And SCARY.

Kids sure say the darnedest things, don’t they? And it’s even better when they write their silly thoughts down.

Answers to a test, pleas for the tooth fairy’s identity and unfortunate innuendo-inducing grammar and spelling mistakes make for some hilarious reading from our grown up perspective! Although it’s a little scary how often the word “murder” (or “merder”) shows up. Looks like there may be a few little Arya Starks running around the playground outside of the Seven Kingdoms.
toilet paper
dear pixar
ride a what
talking in my brain

sorry i keep farting
buzzlightyear
happy birthday daddy
murder vs princesses

barbie babysitter
merdering
michael jordan
meet my dad
dad waking up
prom tux note
shes a fox
tooth fairy notes
exterminate
cooking and dieting
lost tooth
professional reasons
how are you
The worst I ever did was think “Tiny Dancer” was about Elton John’s crush on Tony Danza. Share with your friends and see if they have any doozies of their own.
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