It doesn't seems fun for these dog at all, if they can they would opt out.
"I refuse to believe that children sit in these things willingly."
"So Halloween means that we walk around looking ridiculous and they give us candy I can't eat? Joy."
"I don't get why you stare at these books all the time. They barely have any pictures in them!"
"No one's birthday is worth the humiliation of wearing this hat."
"Selfies again? Really?"
"Honestly, I think I'd be more useful digging a hole or something rather than sitting in this tiny wheelbarrow."
"I'm sure you feel glamorous and wonderful in this getup, but I'd prefer not to be involved."
"I don't get why you drink this stuff. It smells terrible!"
"Bubbles are cool and all, but when's the tennis ball coming out?"
"Aaaand I'm done."
"I haven't even SEEN 'Shrek!'"
"Are you SURE you need me to be in the holiday photos?"
"'Breaking Bad' again? There aren't even dogs in it!"
"Wait, I'm just picking up dirt and putting it down again? What's the fun in that?"
"'Swim off the boat!" you said. 'It'll be fun!" you said. It wasn't fun."
"Why is this on my head? And why are you so thrilled by it?"
"I don't care how many rubber duckies are in there; this bath stuff sucks."
"Frolicking through flowers? I have allergies."
"Kindly remove the ears immediately, thank you."
"Oh yeah, we LOVE parties. The uncomfortable hats, the loud noises..."
"I don't care if the kid likes it. It's creepy and it's itchy and I don't want it on my head."
"What can I say? Frisbee just doesn't enthuse me."
"Oh, the horrors of playing dress up. The memories--and wings--plague me still."
"It's not even moving! This is the worst."
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a GET THIS THING OFF ME."
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but this is actually worse than walking."
"Ah, the joy of shopping. Just leave me here, thanks."
"Just let me nap in peace while you have your fun and I'll be just fine, thanks."