The economy is still in the midst of the worst recession since the Great Depression. Its hard enough to get a job with all the cutbacks companies make to their staff and all the crap the New York Times writes about millennials, but now I’ve got to deal with these career minded, cutey-critters? Ugh.
Well there’s no way I can get a job with these fuzzy faces scouring the job market. Guess I’ll just have to apply to be someone’s pet. If you know someone looking to hire, give this a share on Facebook!