Some fruit vendors in China have gone above and beyond the call of duty in an effort to sell their fruit by dressing their peaches in miniature panties and marketing them as sexy butt peaches
Clever fruit vendors in China are dressing their peaches in tiny panties to boost sales. It's working.
There's no denying it: ripe peaches look like tiny butts.
The peaches are from Yangshan, in Wuxi, an area that's also famous for its lingerie and garment industry.
Realizing that China's romantic Qixi Festival (kind of like Valentine's Day) was just around the corner, a vendor in Nanjing created packs of panty-wearing peaches as a novelty gift.
The sexy peaches have become so popular, the original vendor claims to have applied for (ahem) a peach panty patent .
This isn't the first time China has gone ass-crazy for butt-shaped foods. Last year, Goods of Desire, a shop in Hong Kong, sold these butt-shaped mooncakes to celebrate the annual Mid-Autumn Festival.
I think Sir Mix-a-Lot would approve.