It's all fun and games until somebody gets tricked into bath time.
1. "'Come into the bathroom for a second,' you said. 'It'll be fun!' you said. IT WAS NOT FUN."
2. "Are you really going to play outside without me?"
3. "You said we were going to the park. Why are we at the vet's office?"
4. "You say 'medical requirement,' I say 'HUMILIATION.'"
5. "The vet AGAIN? I thought you knew how much I hated this place!"
6. "I thought these boots were supposed to be good for me! I CAN'T EVEN WALK!"
7. "You're going to work? Now?! There are cuddles to be had!"
8. "Weren't we just here last year? Why are we back again?"
9. "You told me you were going to carry me if we went for a walk! This is too much work."
10. "Next time I'M choosing the outfit. You've lost the privilege."
11. "Okay so I stand idly for a minute while you hold the door open calling me...and now I'm stuck outside? Where's the courtesy in that?"
12. "I'm so cold... and alone... and CLEAN! How could you do this to me?!"
13. "You said I'd look cute, but all I feel is FOOLISH."
14. "I thought we were going to play TOGETHER at the beach!"
15. "You promise me a new bed and then you let the CAT take it?!"
16. "I had something else in mind when you asked me to play a game."
17. "You said I was the cutest dog in the world, and now you bring THIS THING into my home?"
18. "There's just no consideration for my feelings at all!"
19. "There is nothing okay about this hat being on my head right now. I hope you know that."
20. "What just happened back there in that bath tub? Never. Again."
But okay, yeah, they still love you, even if you do deceive them into doing things for their own good.