The 20 Most Embarrassing Things Everyone Did As A Child

08 Aug 2014 Funny
The 20 Most Embarrassing Things Everyone Did As A Child

Sometimes, the memories of the things we did as kids still make us cringe 20 years later.

When you called your teacher by one of your parents' names

When you called your teacher by one of your parents' names

Or worse, when you grabbed a stranger's hand thinking it was your mom's

Or worse, when you grabbed a stranger's hand thinking it was your mom's

When you legitimately acted like an animal. In public.

When you legitimately acted like an animal. In public.

Confession: I was also able to do that when I was 10. My friends were jealous.

When the teacher caught you picking your nose

When the teacher caught you picking your nose

When you got caught kissing your celebrity crush on a poster or magazine page

When you got caught kissing your celebrity crush on a poster or magazine page

...Not everyone gets this out of the way at a young age.

When you tried cutting your own hair

When you tried cutting your own hair

When a poop got stuck on the way out and your mom had to come pull it out

When a poop got stuck on the way out and your mom had to come pull it out

When it was totally obvious that you'd forged your parent's signature

When it was totally obvious that you'd forged your parent's signature

When all of your friends knew what a dirty word meant except for you

When all of your friends knew what a dirty word meant except for you

When you puked in the hallway at school and EVERYONE had heard about it by 1 p.m.

When you puked in the hallway at school and EVERYONE had heard about it by 1 p.m.

"I HEARD THERE WERE GREEN CHUNKS IN IT!"

When you had a dream that you were taking a shower, but actually peed all over your bed

When you had a dream that you were taking a shower%2C but actually peed all over your bed

When you spent twenty minutes building up the courage to call your crush and instead their PARENTS picked up the phone

When you spent twenty minutes building up the courage to call your crush and instead their PARENTS picked up the phone

When you got separated from your parents in the grocery store and was sure you'd be left there forever

When you got separated from your parents in the grocery store and was sure you'd be left there forever

Of course, you realized they were in the next aisle over AFTER sobbing hysterically for five minutes in front of a bunch of strangers.

When your parents yelled at you about something in front of your friends

When your parents yelled at you about something in front of your friends

And your friend had to awkwardly find something else to stare at until it was over.

When you finally sampled Play-Doh or scented markers and they tasted like death itself

When you finally sampled Play-Doh or scented markers and they tasted like death itself

I didn't know the red Mr. Sketch marker was actually LIE-scented.

When you enthusiastically raised your hand in class only to get the answer completely wrong

When you enthusiastically raised your hand in class only to get the answer completely wrong

When you got stuck in the toilet

When you got stuck in the toilet

When you sneezed and left a massive booger dangling from your nose

When you sneezed and left a massive booger dangling from your nose

When you had to ask your dad to punch the straw through your juice pouch because you couldn't

When you had to ask your dad to punch the straw through your juice pouch because you couldn't

And when your parents chose to tell all these stories to every adult they knew

And when your parents chose to tell all these stories to every adult they knew
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