Obvious Instructions

24 Aug 2014 Funny
Obvious Instructions

Sometimes, the simplest things can be the hardest. It’s almost like we can’t accept that something is easy, so we go out of our way to make things more difficult for ourselves--or like the folks who wrote these instructions, for other people. If something's easy, let it be easy. Don't make things all complicated by telling us how easy it is. Take a look at these totally unnecessary instructions

1.) Good luck trying to stop me.

1.) Good luck trying to stop me.

2.) Can I eat them if use bleach? Like would they cancel each other out?

2.) Can I eat them if use bleach? Like would they cancel each other out?

3.) They always advise against the fun way, don't they?

3.) They always advise against the fun way, don't they?

4.) Cool, but what button do I press to go in?

4.) Cool, but what button do I press to go in?

5.) That's one way to write "take it out of the box and watch as it instantly gets tangled."

5.) That's one way to write 'take it out of the box and watch as it instantly gets tangled.'

6.) Oh, so that's how you use soap.

6.) Oh, so that's how you use soap.

7.) I'm detecting a pattern here.

7.) I'm detecting a pattern here.

8.) But it looks so delicious! Like square chalk or something.

8.) But it looks so delicious! Like square chalk or something.

9.) I wouldn't, even if I did know how to sleep.

9.) I wouldn't, even if I did know how to sleep.

10.) If I don't pick them up, what's to prevent these little guys from getting swept up by the wind?

10.) If I don't pick them up, what's to prevent these little guys from getting swept up by the wind?

11.) I'll pot whatever water I want.

11.) I'll pot whatever water I want.

12.) To be quite honest, I kind of miss that crisp, paper-y taste.

12.) To be quite honest, I kind of miss that crisp, paper-y taste.

13.) Well, no one said this was going to be easy.

13.) Well, no one said this was going to be easy.

14.) But what is water?

14.) But what is water?

15.) What a shame. That looks like a great sitting hat.

15.) What a shame. That looks like a great sitting hat.

16.) Okay, but how do I carry it?

16.) Okay, but how do I carry it?

17.) What makes you think that's not how I want to wear my underpants?

17.) What makes you think that's not how I want to wear my underpants?

18.) If only it were that easy.

18.) If only it were that easy.

I’m not so sure about some of these. You’re telling me you’re not supposed to sit on a hat? Maybe they just mean that specific hat. Yeah, that’s probably it.

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