There are people out there that are currently standing on your pointer fingers, flipping on their snowboards and showing off skills most people couldn't even dream up. If you're not able to pull off that kind of trickery, that's okay. By looking at these people who are killing it on all levels, you're kind of winning at life yourself.
That should count as 1,000,000 home runs.
What a great way to make sure you don't end up eating the entire container in one sitting.
He must end all of his romantic candlelight dinners that way.
Talk about multitasking.
Arriving in style.
Parking like a pro.
He should get tiny little finger socks.
No better way to travel.
That's how you have lunch.
Why not Zoidberg?
This is what having everything you've ever wanted looks like.
Now that you've seen what it takes to win at life, go out there and do it! I know you can do it. ...Well, technically I don't, but fails are pretty fun to watch, too.