Or at the very least, they'll make you smile.
This is a great marketing strategy to get people to buy more fortune cookies.
Go home, fortune cookie. You're drunk.
But I'm allergic to seafood. Welp, a fortune's a fortune. I commend myself into the hands of fate!
Granted, but a snowflake should realize that it's part of a larger problem.
B-but, I am home....and I'm not even laughing! What's happening!?
Aww! Fortune cookie, you're so sweet! Do you really mean it?
Finally! I kept letting my goals get too close to trolls, but I didn't realize that was the issue.
This fortunes is the best one I'll ever saw!
Um, I'm pretty sure the world respects the artful music of Mr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. So cool-off, fortune cookie, and try again later.
I mean, I usually feel like I'm gonna die shortly after eating Chinese food, so it's not totally unexpected.
I don't know about you, but I've got a serious hankering for some Chinese food right now. Sesame Chicken anyone?