No One Wants To Hear That: These Fortune Cookies Aren't Full Of The Kind Of Wisdom You'd Expect.

06 Nov 2014 Funny
No One Wants To Hear That: These Fortune Cookies Aren't Full Of The Kind Of Wisdom You'd Expect.

It's probably a good idea to avoid taking the advice found in fortune cookies too seriously. After all, words printed on a piece of paper stuff inside of a tiny cookie probably aren't that wise. However, sometimes fortunes will surprise you.

Or at the very least, they'll make you smile.

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This is a great marketing strategy to get people to buy more fortune cookies.

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Go home, fortune cookie. You're drunk.

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But I'm allergic to seafood. Welp, a fortune's a fortune. I commend myself into the hands of fate!

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Granted, but a snowflake should realize that it's part of a larger problem.

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B-but, I am home....and I'm not even laughing! What's happening!?

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Aww! Fortune cookie, you're so sweet! Do you really mean it?

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Finally! I kept letting my goals get too close to trolls, but I didn't realize that was the issue.

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This fortunes is the best one I'll ever saw!

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Um, I'm pretty sure the world respects the artful music of Mr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. So cool-off, fortune cookie, and try again later.

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I mean, I usually feel like I'm gonna die shortly after eating Chinese food, so it's not totally unexpected.

I don't know about you, but I've got a serious hankering for some Chinese food right now. Sesame Chicken anyone?

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