19 Foods That Prove Nature Is As Obsessed With Penises As You Are

02 Dec 2014 Funny
19 Foods That Prove Nature Is As Obsessed With Penises As You Are

Dicks. They look like dicks.

1. As if these couldn't get any better, they're actually passionfruit. SO ROMANTIC.

As if these couldn't get any better, they're actually passionfruit. SO ROMANTIC.

2. The kind of cashew that makes you proclaim "deez nuts" in more ways than one.

The kind of cashew that makes you proclaim

3. One lone carrot living on the edge, fighting the good fight.

One lone carrot living on the edge, fighting the good fight

4. Clearly this photo is shaky because the person taking the picture was trembling with awe at what he was witnessing.

Clearly this photo is shaky because the person taking the picture was trembling with awe at what he was witnessing

5. The tripod has finally arrived.

The tripod has finally arrived

6. Small but mighty.

Small but mighty

7. You might think the seeds are a bad thing, but honestly, some people like a little texture. 

You might think the seeds are a bad thing, but honestly, some people like a little texture.

8. Mmm, meaty.

Mmm, meaty.

9. Imagine pulling this beauty from the ground below? What a miracle. 

Imagine pulling this beauty from the ground below? What a miracle.

10. So spicy.

11. If corn dogs weren't phallic enough for you, these molds are just the thing.

If corn dogs weren't phallic enough for you, these molds are just the thing.

12. All natural, all beauty.

All natural, all beauty.

13. The cap makes it. 

The cap makes it.

14. Putting all the other gourds to shame.

Putting all the other gourds to shame.

15. Promoting a balanced diet, one family photo op at a time.

Promoting a balanced diet, one family photo op at a time.

16. Best do your research to see if this one is edible before you...ahem...swallow. 

Best do your research to see if this one is edible before you...ahem...swallow.

17. Oui oui, overachiever baguette!

Oui oui, overachiever baguette!

18. Maybe dicks in Europe look different so the folks at Haribo didn't notice? 

Maybe dicks in Europe look different so the folks at Haribo didn't notice?

19. And once you're done eating, it's time to clean up.

 And once you're done eating, it's time to clean up.
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