When you walk in the door you can immediately tell your pet has been up to no good by the look on their face.
You didn’t buy this for me?
The temperature is just right.
You didn't see anything.
I was a little cold.
I’m just hanging out.
Crap, here they come.
I swear I wasn’t taking any money.
I was picking out an outfit for you.
I was only playing.
This isn’t a hot tub?
I always wanted to be a cowboy.
We were wrestling, I swear.
I’ve been spotted. Abort mission.
I thought I saw a mouse.
I have no idea how the garbage got everywhere.
Just trying out your new shoes for you.
I gotta support my family somehow.
I got the mail for you while you were out.
I look fab-u-lo...what are you doing back?