32 Man-Children Who Didn't Handle Online Dating Rejection Very Well

19 Dec 2014 Funny
32 Man-Children Who Didn't Handle Online Dating Rejection Very Well

The world of online dating can be a scary one, especially if you have to turn down a potential suitor. With a simple "no," a woman can magically become fat, ugly, or worse... or at least, that's what these responses would lead you to believe.

Warning: Angry man-children = very foul and kind of terrifying language. 

1. This man-child who never said what the good news was :(

2. This man-child who decided to wast his time

3. This clean-shaven man-child who has standards (but grammar is not one of them)

4. This man-child who just got the perfect response to a dick pic

5. This man-child who proves that you're never too old to be a man-child

6. This man-child who apparently has a lot to do today

7. This cuddly man-child

8. This man-child who went to St. John's, apparently

9. This man-child who finally learned the difference between "your" and "you're"

10. This man-child who took twenty minutes to decide that he didn't want to lose his man-child status after all

11. This man-child who would probably be more offensive if he could put a sentence together

12. This man-child who might have taken his insult from a Mad Lib

13. This man-child who has less tact than the average child-child

14. This man-child who apparently has no idea how oral sex works

15. This man-child who seems to be really bad at the "f" part of "fwb"

16. This man-child who is a little too douchey for her anyway

17. This man-child who really knows how to win a woman's heart

18. This man-child who claims to be thirty, but writes like he's ten

19. This man-child who got his feewings huwt

20. This man-child whose insults cut right where it hurts

21. This man-child who forgot how to turn off caps lock in the span of five minutes

22. This man-child who should at least make an effort to be a decent person

23. This man-child who really should go (frick) himself

24. This man-child who is really trying to prove that he is just as good as a man-teen

25. This man-child whose word salad has a pretty nasty flavor

26. This man-child whose suggestion of ginger bread cookies was much more appealing than his last suggestion

27. This man-child who really did this woman a favor by revealing himself early on

28. This man-child who makes me want to stay far away from Omaha

29. This man-child who has a thing for trashy low-lives

30. This man-child who maybe passed third grade spelling, but probably not

31. This man-child who just negated his own copy-pasta

32. This man-child who needs to spend less time taking bad mirror selfies and more time improving his conversation skills

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