You know, sometimes, after a long day at work all you want to do is collapse into bed and go to sleep. Screw brushing your teeth, that can wait until the morning, right? But sometimes it's just not that simple, because sometimes our furry friends just want to put the cherry on the top of the hard day...by acting like your bed is theirs. Jerks!
"What, you mean YOU want a place to sleep? Tough break, guy."
"What do you mean this is where you put your head?"
At least they keep her warm.
"I guess there could be room for you...down by our feet? If you really wanted to try."
So much for sleeping next to your significant other.
"Hiya, human, wanna snuggle?"
"I have night terrors so you really wouldn't want to sleep next to me anyway..."
I'm pretty sure they're all just pretending to be asleep so I feel bad to wake them up.
They even tucked themselves in! I guess it's the couch for me, tonight.
You are too tiny and too cute to move. Adorable jerks!
My bed WAS made five minutes ago.
"My turn to be big spoon?!"
That's right, just let it all hang out. Exactly what I want to wake up to.
"Oh, these are clean sheets?"
Can you at least <em>try</em> not to drool all over the sheets?
So THAT'S why I've been waking up with claw marks all over my feet!
The dog to bed ratio seems off.
"Did you want something?"
"There's a little bit of space next to the wall if you squish up real tight."
"HI. GOOD MORNING. BREAKFAST PLEASE."
"Seriously? It's only 11AM. As in BEFORE noon."
Here, while you're at it, let me cover up those paws for you, too. Wouldn't want your toes to get cold while you take up my whole bed.
"This isn't goose down is it? Because, I'm allergic."
I love it when I can't move around or roll over in bed.
Room for one more? Maybe? No? Okay.
He finds a comfy spot, no matter what.
"This bed smells too much like human. Don't worry, I've got it."
"I only sleep horizontally."
I'm just going to leave a set of sheets on the couch from now on.