It's a scientific fact that puppies are adorable. Look it up.
I'm pretty sure you're an adorable cartoon.
Am I a terrible person for wanting to snatch that pup right out of his hands?
You know, I have a nice, fluffy couch you can sleep on.
Too. Tiny. Too. Yawny. (Is that a word?)
Can I bury my face in all that fuzz?
Somehow, your tiny little claws make you even cuter.
Just keep swimming, squishy marshmallow.
This must be an optical illusion.
I <em>need</em> this dog. Now. Right now.
Granted, he's not <em>that</em> tiny, but given that he's a Mastiff...
You're mean face makes me love you more.
I've always wanted a foldable pup. Perfect for easy transport.
I envy this woman.
Don't you wink at me like that!
When your parents leave to buy milk, I'm running off with you. Shhhh...
I did need to go somewhere, but I can't disturb this cuteness.
I want to kiss the those paws and treat you like the squishy princess you are.
Where did you buy your socks, cos I need -- oh, that's just you're adorableness? Damn.
This is all I want out of life.