Dogs pretty much feel like they own everything in their humans' homes, so it's no surprise when bedtime rolls around and they get a little confused as to why they aren't allowed up.
"Are those new Tempurpedic pillows?"
"Please! I'm! Begging! You!"
"You look so well-rested. I wonder what that's like."
"C'mon, I only barfed that ONE time!"
"I had a nightmare, please protect me."
"Please answer my prayers."
"I really love eating in bed, too..."
"I thought you loved me."
"Oh man, this blanket is SO SOFT."
She's so polite, who could say no?
"Oh, am I not allowed up here?"
"I bet that's a great view for the TV. Not that I'd know."
"I'll blend right in!"
"I promise - my addiction to goose down is gone."
"I'll help you make the bed if you let me sleep on it."
"Don't worry, they'll fall asleep soon."
Just keep climbing, buddy. You'll make it eventually.
"I won't hog the covers...too much."
He's been like this all night. Watching. Waiting.
"How many times do we have to go over this?"
"WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME?!"
"These smell nice and fresh, I should probably fix that for you."
"My feet are still on the floor, so this doesn't count."
"This is a really big bed for just one person..."
"I'm not on your bed - I'm on mine!"
"I'll even let you be the little spoon this time."