These 21 Hilarious Animals Are In The Middle Of Deep And Hilarious Thoughts

18 Mar 2015 Animals
These 21 Hilarious Animals Are In The Middle Of Deep And Hilarious Thoughts

It's 2 p.m, it's a grey day outside, and the room is quiet. The wheels of your mind begin to turn and churn up some deep, sweet buttery thoughts. Well, at least they seem sweet and buttery in the moment...only the test of time will prove their permanence in history.

"I've stolen pens from the bank. Technically I've robbed a bank."

"I've stolen pens from the bank. Technically I've robbed a bank."

"Why can't anyone eat gluten anymore?"

"Why can't anyone eat gluten anymore?"

"I have never confused Digiorno pizza with delivery"

"I have never confused Digiorno pizza with delivery"

"Birthdays are great...but having too many can kill you."

"Birthdays are great...but having too many can kill you."

"All microwaves should have a mute button."

"All microwaves should have a mute button."

"In this solar system, all problems on Earth are third world problems."

"In this solar system, all problems on Earth are third world problems."

"Why is a pizza box square when a pizza is round?"

"Why is a pizza box square when a pizza is round?"

"What is dating besides meeting strangers and hoping they don't murder you?"

"What is dating besides meeting strangers and hoping they don't murder you?"

"No one knows what a mirror actually looks like..."

"No one knows what a mirror actually looks like..."

"Every time I visit a new website, I'm literally making history."

"Every time I visit a new website, I'm literally making history."

"Was there ever a moment when someone was told to 'cheer up' and it actually worked?"

"Was there ever a moment when someone was told to 'cheer up' and it actually worked?"

"Since we're all made of star dust, why don't we glow in the dark?"

"Since we're all made of star dust, why don't we glow in the dark?"

"What if shows like The Walking Dead are made because the government knows something we don't and is trying to warn us?"

"What if shows like  The Walking Dead  are made because the government knows something we don't and is trying to warn us?"

"A pre-heated oven should be cold, not warm."

"A pre-heated oven should be cold, not warm."

"Shirt collars are like tiny little capes."

"Shirt collars are like tiny little capes."

"Always put your best foot forward...unless you have weird feet. Then you should probably just live in your mother's house forever."

"Always put your best foot forward...unless you have weird feet. Then you should probably just live in your mother's house forever."

"Being 'up for whatever' and 'down for whatever' mean the same thing."

"Being 'up for whatever' and 'down for whatever' mean the same thing."

"Home is probably where your house is."

"Home is probably where your house is."

"Shouldn't cowboys really be called horseboys?"

"Shouldn't cowboys really be called horseboys?"

"Sirens in music always give me a heart attack. What else am I supposed to do besides swerve through three lanes of traffic to get to the curb?"

"Sirens in music always give me a heart attack. What else am I supposed to do besides swerve through three lanes of traffic to get to the curb?"

"Nature is beautiful. Nature is pure. Nature is my toilet."

"Nature is beautiful. Nature is pure. Nature is my toilet."
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