Getting through life is a continuous struggle, and when the struggles start to pile up, we can all reach our breaking point. Whether it's one huge problem or a series of mini-stress-bubbles slowly coming to the surface, we start to long for a little alone time before we explode.
"Suuure, you 'forgot' my treats."
"I said I wanted to wear the PLAID today."
"Sorry, only room for one."
"Back. Away. From. The. Toy."
"Just keep walking."
"I wanted to be alone, not IN PRISON."
"Why are you looking at so many other cats on this contraption?"
"If you say one more knock knock joke, I will pee on you."
"This cold, wet stuff is STILL here?"
"Your typos are giving me a headache."
"Whatever, Mr. Bear and I are going to start our own island."
"Either take me home or put me out of my misery."
"Do you have respect for me? Any at all?"
"GET IT OFF. GET. IT. OFF."
"Go away and I won't have to use these spikes for evil."
"I'm confiscating the controller. I'm tired of all these games that don't involve me."
"If I could reach the pedals, I would leave you in my dust."
"No, you enjoy your Netflix, I'll just go take myself for a walk."
"Did you really think I wouldn't notice the cheap litter?"
"And you still went out with him after that?"
"Funny, this doesn't look like my bed, and yet, it's exactly where my bed goes."
"You know Greenzo and I are fighting right now."
"Maybe if I knock my head against this enough times, I'll go into a coma...sweet, sweet coma..."
"I don't need your lap, anyway."
"Honestly, is there something wrong with your brain? Do you need special medication?"
"I can't even look at you right now."
"I wasn't listening to what you said, but I disagree."
"What's so great about her?"
"No, I can't help you decide on a couch. I am a dog."
"If you won't cook my food, you can't cook yours."
"I may look all tucked in, but if you don't leave, I'll be pouncing claws-first."
"This photo session is officially OVER."