Looking in the mirror can be a shocking experience for all of us. You never know exactly what you'll find from one moment to the next. Strange spots and sudden realizations about the features we've had our whole life can be overwhelming.
"So we meet again."
"Why don't you come over HERE to play?"
"What are YOU looking at?!"
"Ah! It's me! I really look this ridiculous?"
"But I want HIS ball!"
This is how he greets all his new friends.
"Oh, you want some of this? You want some of THIS?"
"Who let you back in here?!"
Yes, cat. You are absolutely gorgeous.
"I have to get to the other side!"
"When did that gray whisker get there?"
"Omg, my long-lost twin! You've returned!"
We all feel this way about the mirror now and then.
"Whatever, I look great. I can work out tomorrow."
"Yeah, but can you do....THIS? How about...THIS??"
"You're awesome, gimme five."
"Ugh, ever hear of knocking?"
You show that mirror-cat who's boss, buddy.
"What have I become?"
I would stare at myself all day if I looked that good, too.
"Attack! Attack!...Retreat! Retreaaa-oof."
"How do you have ALL the same toys as me??"
"Okay, now you roll it back to me."
"Well hello there, handsome."
"Tell me your secrets!!!"
"...I meant to do that!"