28 Adorable Dog Confessions Will Have You Rolling Over With Laughter

11 Apr 2015 Animals
28 Adorable Dog Confessions Will Have You Rolling Over With Laughter

Living with a dog means a lifetime of sweet cuddles, silly faces, and constantly wondering what is actually going on inside their adorable brains.

"I think the trash can is my personal buffet."

"I think the trash can is my personal buffet."

"I know how to open the fridge."

"I know how to open the fridge."

"I mark my territory on the bed every night."

"I mark my territory on the bed every night."

"I've already had two cocktails today."

"I've already had two cocktails today."

"I sometimes mistake the area rug for my pee pad."

"I sometimes mistake the area rug for my pee pad."

"This isn't mud."

"This isn't mud."

"I like to get in between my parents every time they try to cuddle."

"I like to get in between my parents every time they try to cuddle."

"I go crazy every time I hear the dog food bag unzip."

"I go crazy every time I hear the dog food bag unzip."

"I whine until someone holds my hand."

"I whine until someone holds my hand."

"I can't sleep without my blankie."

"I can't sleep without my blankie."

"I DRANK ALL OF OUR MOM'S LATTE!"

"I DRANK ALL OF OUR MOM'S LATTE!"

"Don't tell the Feds, but I'm actually an Ewok."

"Don't tell the Feds, but I'm actually an Ewok."

"I am addicted to licking things. People taste the best."

"I am addicted to licking things. People taste the best."

"The cold never bothered me anyway."

"The cold never bothered me anyway."

"I'm not not peeing right now."

"I'm not  not  peeing right now."

"If I could see color, pink would be my favorite."

"If I could see color, pink would be my favorite."

"Just once, I'd love to be the big spoon."

"Just once, I'd love to be the big spoon."

"I'm the only one who appreciates my natural fragrance."

"I'm the only one who appreciates my natural fragrance."

"I am very passionate about fashion."

"I am very passionate about fashion."

"I often can't be bothered to move, even when I need to use the bathroom."

"I often can't be bothered to move, even when I need to use the bathroom."

"I am always the center of attention. Always. "

"I am always the center of attention.  Always. "

"I am the king of this castle."

"I am the king of this castle."

"My favorite game is making my owners chase me every time they leave the front door open."

"My favorite game is making my owners chase me every time they leave the front door open."

"I'm working on growing out a manbun."

"I'm working on growing out a manbun."

"I think of the litter box as my dessert platter."

"I think of the litter box as my dessert platter."

"I pee a little bit every time I get excited."

"I pee a little bit every time I get excited."

"I try to go home with strangers every time we go to the dog park."

"I try to go home with strangers every time we go to the dog park."

"I have no idea why no one takes me seriously at the office."

"I have no idea why no one takes me seriously at the office."
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