You know those days when you're feeling superfly when you leave the house, but see a picture of yourself from that same day and you wonder what's wrong with your mirror at home? "I thought I looked great today," you say to yourself. Chances are, you do look good, but your "friend" took a really unflattering picture of you, the lighting was bad, or you were too busy enjoying your awesome life to pose for a picture.
Rise and shine, you beautiful baby, you!
"GIMME THAT CHEESE, PLEASE."
We should all learn at an early age that this is a terrible angle for a selfie.
"C'mon, take a pic of me running like in <em>Baywatch</em>!"
"I'm ready for my close-up!"
We all know it's rude to take a picture when someone's sneezing...
"IS THAT THE ICE CREAM TRUCK?!"
The mid-laugh photo is <em>the worst</em>.
I'm not even sure how this is physically possible.
...Must be something really mesmerizing out of frame. A laser pointer, perhaps?
I didn't know dogs were into the laser pointer thing, too...
Somehow this terrifying display of teeth and whiskers is still kinda cute.
They're made for each other!
I mean, you can't always be pretty when you're super focused on catching the ball.
"Get in my belly, grass!"
Beauty is only skin deep...
"Just five more minutes — this is bliss!"
Was my story really <em>that </em>boring?
You could at least try to <em>act</em> like it was interesting...maybe?
"That was the best catnip I've ever had."
It's not uncommon for her to drool on herself...right after a visit to the groomer.
"Was that a bee? I could be allergic to bees! I've never been stung! Who KNOWS."
This is how I look on Sunday morning, too.
I hope his dreams are sweeter than this face.
"I don't think I like coffee, Mom."