Relationships are hard work. Whether it's about money, jealousy, or just that you woke up on the wrong side of the bed, being part of a couple isn't always sunshine and lollipops.
"I said I Need. My. <em>SPACE</em>."
"...I'm here for the picture, what more do you want?"
"Sometimes I wonder if that look in her eye is saying 'Yummy,' instead of 'I love you.'"
"What am I doing here? Is this really what I want?"
A little tough love never hurt anyone...right?
"She enticed me with those eyes, but now she won't let me have the left side of the bed. She knows I like to be close to the bathroom!"
"I hate going to the dog park where I don't know anyone. DON'T EVER LEAVE ME."
"<i style="line-height: 1.6em;">Someone</i> bought us expensive matching faux-fur vests..."
"Sometimes less <em>is </em>actually<em> </em>more, Jimmy."
"Sam! Get down here right now. We need to <em>talk</em>."
"At least we'll never start to look like each other..."
"Do you <em>mind</em>?"
"Not now, I'm trying to keep track of the puck. This is a big game, you know."
Fast-forward ten minutes, and they're arguing over who popped the ball accidentally.
"You think the last treat is yours? I love you, but just...nope."
"I swear -- I wasn't screening your call!"
"No, this one is MINE. I bought it last week!"
"Believe it or not...<em>she's </em>the one who snores."
"Well, one of us has to change. We can't both go out as adorable sharks. We are NOT that couple."
"He's tolerable, at best."
Being mad at each other is the worst...
But making up is always the greatest.