Tell me you are not checking more emails
"If you don't put that pen down, I'll start chewing on your arm."
"Do I look like I'm kidding around here?!?"
"Would you look at the time! It's already 5 o'clock, and boy am I sleepy from all this hard work."
"Yup, all the filing looks in order, so it looks like you're done for the day."
"Tell me you aren't checking more emails."
"If I lay my head right here, maybe you'll realize what I want."
"Hand over that mouse this instant."
"Pssst, down here."
"I believe it's time for a petting break."
"Maybe my sad eyes will convince you."
"Damn, that's not working. Time for the mean face."
"We're all out of paper, so it's definitely time to go."
"Nope, no more work hiding down here or anything."
"Get off the computer and give me a belly rub now!"
"You can't resist me for long! I'm so much cuter than that report."
"Remember when you would hold me in your hands for hours?"
"You better not be taking another phone call."
"Fine, I'll just stare you down until you give in."
"You know you're never going to use Physics calculations in the real world, but these snuggles right here? They're all real, baby."
"That's it! I'm forcibly removing your hands from the keyboard!"
"This box is good and all, but I would rather be curled up on the couch with you."
"I type faster than you, so let me handle this and we can get to cuddle time sooner."
"I give up! You can keep working, but I'm getting my snuggles whether you like it or not."