Our fuzzy pets make for the perfect companions. But they're also definitely the best (or is it the worst) at getting away with their naughty ways. On top of being just plain bad at lying, their guilty faces always give them away.
"Oh, I thought you said DO stick my paw in the socket."
"I think another puppy ran in and left poo in the kitchen. Definitely not me."
"Stop! Don't even look at me! I can't take the pressure!"
"I thought 'recycle bin' was human for 'dog toy bin.'"
"It was Mr. Squeakers, I swear. Haven't you ever seen <em>Toy Story</em>?"
"I thought it was a big, yummy stick..."
"What are ya looking at me for?"
They thought the whole neighborhood needed to know there was a squirrel in the vicinity.
"It was like this when we got here. We're as shocked as you are!"
"The toilet paper monster has been vanquished. You're welcome."
"Don't worry bro, I'll take the blame for this one."
"Your new shoes taste amazing...I mean LOOK amazing. I definitely haven't tasted them."
"You were thinking of taking up baseball anyway, right?"
"Some guy came in and wrecked everything! You <em>just</em> missed him! "
The face of someone who can't tell the difference between the treat drawer and the underwear drawer...
He's definitely hatching some tiny, evil plans for revenge.
"...<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-B2gUnL4SA" target="_blank">I'm not even sorry!</a>"
"I was just sorting the recycling, I swear."
"Digging? Nah, nope, not me."
"He started it."
"Everything is normal! Nothing waiting for you in the bedroom! Definitely nothing shredded to pieces!"
She thinks everything green is catnip.
"Don't mind me, I'm just gonna sink a little further into these cushions..."
"How attached to those window blinds were you, really?"
"Before you lie down, you should know there was a skunk in here earlier. Honest."
"Print is dead anyway, right?"
I think she's a little miffed about being put in time-out.
"I just thought your pictures would look nicer knocked down on the floor."