25 Animals Who Think Your Bad Jokes Are Actually Super Hilarious

23 May 2015 Animals
25 Animals Who Think Your Bad Jokes Are Actually Super Hilarious

A good sense of humor is essential in order to really appreciate all the weird, wonderful, and often ridiculous parts of life. And sometimes, the best jokes are the ones that are actually the worst.

Why can't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless!

Why can't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary!

When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field!

Why did the photo go to jail? Because it was framed!

Why did the photo go to jail? Because it was framed!

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he left for work? Bison!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he left for work? Bison!

Why didn't the sesame seed leave the casino? Because he was on a roll!

Why didn't the sesame seed leave the casino? Because he was on a roll!

What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers!

What kind of shoes do spies wear? Sneakers!

What can you serve but shouldn't eat? A volleyball!

What can you serve but shouldn't eat? A volleyball!

Where do sheep go for vacation? The Baaaahamas!

Where do sheep go for vacation? The Baaaahamas!

Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives!

Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right now!

What lies at the bottom of an ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!

What lies at the bottom of an ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!

Why are kleptomaniacs so bad at puns? Because they take everything literally!

Why are kleptomaniacs so bad at puns? Because they take everything literally!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!

How does NASA get ready for their company party? They planet!

How does NASA get ready for their company party? They planet!

Why can't the bike stand on its own? It's two tired!

Why can't the bike stand on its own? It's two tired!

At what time do you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!

At what time do you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie!

What's the best thing about Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus!

What's the best thing about Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus!

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool!

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool!
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