We all have that one friend who we can rely on to be brutally honest with us. Even if it's something we don't love hearing, we know they're only acting out of loyalty to us. And we also know when to avoid them so we can remain in denial.
You renewed your insurance, right? I really can
Bro, you need to shave that
Yes, please tell me more about your ex...as long as you keep the belly rubs coming.
Have you ever considered therapy?
That haircut definitely doesn
Can you please just ask Siri how to get there already?
Wearing the same outfit you left in last night this morning, I see.
Wait, you actually thought that child
I see the diet is going...well.
Yes, please...tell me more about how you are one with nature.
I never want to hear the word
Remember when you thought the lyrics were
You really think I
Just because you aren
Dude, I was telling Mikey about the time you peed in the pool and tried to blame me!
Uh, yeah, that Botox looks totally natural.
So...you got another credit card, huh?
And then she gave him her phone number and it was only six digits!
Good luck changing the channel from where I put the remote.
Um, did you want them to make your bangs look like that?
How many beers is that today, buddy?
This is my impression of you at the beach.
You should audition for American Idol. I