These Animals Are Some Seriously Classy Critters...Break Out The Good China

06 Aug 2015 Animals
These Animals Are Some Seriously Classy Critters...Break Out The Good China

A lot of pets are happy just being regular fur babies, eating happily from the food dish you lovingly set on the floor for them, sleeping on their modest puff, or wearing...well, their fur. But some pets are a little more finicky, opting to take their place at the table, don a bow tie, or sleep on 3,000-count Egyptian cotton sheets. In other words, they're classy as hell.

Is this a chardonnay? I distinctly said riesling!

 Is this a chardonnay? I distinctly said riesling!

Shall we start with some charcuterie?

 Shall we start with some charcuterie?

Eat from the floor? Is that a joke?

 Eat from the floor? Is that a joke?

Yeah, are YOU gonna eat from the floor? I didn't think so.

 Yeah, are YOU gonna eat from the floor? I didn't think so.

Top hat game so strong.

Top hat game so strong.

Sorry you had to drive us to prom, my Porsche is in the shop.

 Sorry you had to drive us to prom, my Porsche is in the shop.

It's my chaise lounge...I'll sleep how I want to.

 It's my chaise lounge...I'll sleep how I want to.

Pretty sure those aren't real pearls...

Pretty sure those aren't real pearls...

I'm going to do a business!

 I'm going to do a business!

I hate getting my bangs wet!

 I hate getting my bangs wet!

He prefers his milk iced, not heated.

He prefers his milk iced, not heated.

I'd pull your chair out for you, but, y'know, no opposable thumbs and all...I hope that's not a deal-breaker.

 I'd pull your chair out for you, but, y'know, no opposable thumbs and all...I hope that's not a deal-breaker.

I couldn't decide between white and pink, so I got the two-tone.

 I couldn't decide between white and pink, so I got the two-tone.

He takes lazy Sundays seriously, too.

He takes lazy Sundays seriously, too.

I don't even care that the bow tie is crooked.

I don't even care that the bow tie is crooked.

I don't always take photos, but when I do, they're in black and white.

 I don't always take photos, but when I do, they're in black and white.

Care for a smoke, gents?

 Care for a smoke, gents?

This handsome chap definitely graduated from charm school.

This handsome chap definitely graduated from charm school.

She needs a solid 12 hours each night.

She needs a solid 12 hours each night.

The higher the thread count, the better #IWokeUpLikeThis looks.

The higher the thread count, the better #IWokeUpLikeThis looks.

Then again, some pooches were just born with great genes...

Then again, some pooches were just born with great genes...
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