30 Signs Your Cat May Be Planning To Kill You

29 Aug 2015 Animals
30 Signs Your Cat May Be Planning To Kill You

Are you in mortal danger?

They hover over you as you sleep.

They hover over you as you sleep.

They give you this face after a bath.

They give you this face after a bath.

They give you this face for any reason whatsoever.

They give you this face for any reason whatsoever.

You catch them staring at you from behind a wall.

You catch them staring at you from behind a wall.

You hear mechanical noises when their eyes glow.

You hear mechanical noises when their eyes glow.

They whisper in tongues when they want to be let in.

They whisper in tongues when they want to be let in.

You often feel like you need an adult when you're around them.

You often feel like you need an adult when you're around them.

You get the feeling that someone is always watching you... and it's always them.

You get the feeling that someone is always watching you... and it's always them.

They rub their paws together and say, Yes... YESSSS.

They rub their paws together and say,  Yes... YESSSS.

You've found the words You're next written in mouse blood on your books.

You've found the words  You're next  written in mouse blood on your books.

Their meows sound suspiciously like the word soon.

Their meows sound suspiciously like the word  soon.

You've sworn that their ears are turning into devil horns... but that's just your imagination, right?

You've sworn that their ears are turning into devil horns... but that's just your imagination, right?

They've started to take on oddly human-like features.

They've started to take on oddly human-like features.

You're never sure if they're coughing up a hairball or just laughing maniacally.

You're never sure if they're coughing up a hairball or just laughing maniacally.

You frequently find them scheming in strange places.

You frequently find them scheming in strange places.

This happens.

This happens.

They always sit in the places where the light makes them look extra creepy.

They always sit in the places where the light makes them look extra creepy.

Everything you do provokes a look of disgust from them.

Everything you do provokes a look of disgust from them.

You're starting to feel like they're targeting your other pets as well.

You're starting to feel like they're targeting your other pets as well.

They've been a little different since they were kittens.

They've been a little  different  since they were kittens.

They have begun stalking your family members.

They have begun stalking your family members.

They've started to eat your food. ALL of your food.

They've started to eat your food. ALL of your food.

You've caught them watching you everywhere you go.

You've caught them watching you everywhere you go.

They're starting to resemble an actual supervillain.

They're starting to resemble an actual supervillain.

They've tried to smother you in your sleep.

They've tried to smother you in your sleep.

You've suspected that they know how to use electricity to their advantage.

You've suspected that they know how to use electricity to their advantage.

They look way too much like the evil masterminds you see in movies.

They look way too much like the evil masterminds you see in movies.

They've started to find new angles of attack.

They've started to find new angles of attack.

They try to be friendly, when in reality, they OHGODPLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME.

They try to be friendly, when in reality, they OHGODPLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME.
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