21 Times Going To The Zoo Didn't Live Up To Expectations

19 Nov 2015 Animals
21 Times Going To The Zoo Didn't Live Up To Expectations

We paid good money for this?

1. Don't you hate it when you go to the zoo and only get to see a wild drill?

1. Don't you hate it when you go to the zoo and only get to see a wild drill?

2. Even worse, when the orangutans are in this sort of mood.

2. Even worse, when the orangutans are in this sort of mood.

3. When you had that awkward sexual encounter with the hippos.

3. When you had that awkward sexual encounter with the hippos.

4. Llamas. Not even once.

4. Llamas. Not even once.

5. When the petting zoo animals get all bitey.

5. When the petting zoo animals get all bitey.

6. When you had to watch your grandpa do this.

6. When you had to watch your grandpa do this.

7. Knowing the animals have had ENOUGH really sours the experience.

7. Knowing the animals have had ENOUGH really sours the experience.

8. And there's always the possibility of getting an ass to the face...

8. And there's always the possibility of getting an ass to the face...

9. Or just the possibility of death.

9. Or just the possibility of death.

10. When camel humps took on an extra meaning.

10. When  camel humps  took on an extra meaning.

11. Or when you realized that your fellow humans might be part of the exhibit.

11. Or when you realized that your fellow humans might be part of the exhibit.

12. Seriously? Do the zoo's water fountains have to be shaped like dicks?

12. Seriously? Do the zoo's water fountains have to be shaped like dicks?

13. When this guy decided to show off his nut sack to everyone.

13. When this guy decided to show off his nut sack to everyone.

14. When this polar bear was beyond rude.

14. When this polar bear was beyond rude.

15. That one time this panda was going around ruining all the trees.

15. That one time this panda was going around ruining all the trees.

16. And when people were just going around punching llamas.

16. And when people were just going around punching llamas.

17. When you had to make your own entertainment.

17. When you had to make your own entertainment.

18. When you had to stay at the zoo all day scratching this greedy ass monkey.

18. When you had to stay at the zoo all day scratching this greedy ass monkey.

19. The time this meerkat got a little too excited.

19. The time this meerkat got a little too excited.

20. When this guy started making threats.

20. When this guy started making threats.

21. And the time these monkeys had no chill.

21. And the time these monkeys had no chill.
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