Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks, which mostly means being grateful you aren't people who are worse (I mean, worse off) than you.
1. If anyone asks, just tell 'em your niece made them.
2. Wait, people eat olives for Thanksgiving?
3. I'd still eat it tbh:
4. This one too.
5. NAILED IT.
6. Ehhh close enough:
7. Do you want some apple with your marshmallows?
8. Anyone else see an angry mustached man in that strawberry?
9. White meat or...?
10. Uhhh no dessert for me, thanks.
11. I said, no dessert, thanks.
12. Wait, people eat vegetables on Thanksgiving?
13. HEY AT LEAST YOU TRIED.
14. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
15. Anyone in the mood for some satanic turkeys?
16. Aw he's kinda cute actually...
17. It's a cry for help, people. Somebody help this lonely baker.